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MUSCLE CARS -


TAGS: muscle cars
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by fancyface313

spacedog - July 2, 2012, 3:29 am, #236896
Wow. As of July 1st 2012, 143-facebook shares, and 53-votes: this guy's one and only poster. Buen hombre. I'm obviously over-thinking things. Dos cervezas por favor!
M0rd3kaI - March 20, 2012, 7:44 pm, #231727
Excellent poster... worthy of 750HP (fancy talk for 5L) now... if only it was a Chevy...
GaryO - March 20, 2012, 9:20 am, #231670
‘Roar, not whistle’….n-i-c-e Great first poster, Fancy! There’s a least 5 lions under that hood.


DOGGY STYLE -


TAGS: catwoman batman scars back
Rating: 4.8/5

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Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 4:51 pm, #219578

oh hell yeah.
rerun - June 4, 2011, 11:14 am, #219571

personal experience?


Question -




LSD - It's kicking in, Mabel!


TAGS: women drugs lsd humor cars driving
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:41 pm, #136357
Glade this made it to the hall of fame!!! Most excellent poster...party on Garth
Produceman117 - November 12, 2009, 5:16 am, #136045
Hall of Fame. I'm honored.
Briton of Rose - November 12, 2009, 4:30 am, #136044
One more vote and it's off to the Hall of Fame! Get the lead out, Mabel!
Krissie - September 15, 2009, 9:16 pm, #118152
Friday night trouble bound...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 16, 2008, 12:16 am, #27900
OMG, Porcelina, that is awesome! I wish I had put it in the poster. :)
Porcelina - October 15, 2008, 9:30 pm, #27879
I can tell, Patty! You're steering my toaster!
Dustin Marthington - October 6, 2008, 12:06 am, #25994
so many times that i've thought that exact same thing Tony.
Tony - September 30, 2008, 4:14 pm, #24594
Funny and Clever. No wonder it's not high up in the rankings!
GoForthAndDie - September 20, 2008, 7:00 am, #22158
One of the best things on this site. Props.
RONSART - August 13, 2008, 7:51 pm, #14351
5 STARS!...
Agamemnon - July 13, 2008, 1:57 pm, #9223
VERY clever!


IKEA BUYS GM - Some assembly required


TAGS: gm cars ikea
Rating: 3.63/5

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CANADA - August 5, 2009, 8:22 am, #104810
wondering how long,posters been up for like 2 months and you were the first to catch that
Airborne - August 5, 2009, 3:46 am, #104789
Too bad that's a VW ....


Driving skills -


TAGS: skills lamborghini cars skoda
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by neko

Porcelina - February 9, 2009, 9:02 pm, #58373
.... . I hate when people go around me because GOD FORBID i'm only going 5 over the speed limit and not 15
Doc - February 9, 2009, 7:39 am, #58239
Someone has watched a few too many episodes of Top Gear.


9 Months -


TAGS: cars baby love hobbies bre***s
Rating: 4.56/5

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vindicator - July 19, 2014, 3:49 am, #255763
Thanks Reality Lord, I just might do that
Reality Lord - July 1, 2014, 8:00 am, #255551

ps...and welcome to the site. if i can be of any help plz feel free to drop me a line.
Reality Lord - July 1, 2014, 7:59 am, #255550

hey new guy...well done dude. real cute. think about dropping this over to motitwist as well. it's our inspirational sister-site. the grumpy old admin there should love it.


83RD ACADEMY AWARDS - OSCARS -




NOTHING TO SEE HERE - It's just a Transformers' threesome


TAGS: cars
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by jig

jig - January 15, 2012, 9:28 am, #227622
No exception!
Reality Lord - January 15, 2012, 8:04 am, #227619

rule 34...


60S NOSTALGIA - Track sold separately




LOLZ -


TAGS: muscle cars perspective young old
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by spacedog

nitroid13 - June 27, 2011, 5:43 am, #220641
this is such p***!!! OMG this is so ***y and it should be NSFW
Budog - June 27, 2011, 2:16 am, #220636
d*** it, ouch the truth hurts...
Verdeckt - June 25, 2011, 12:35 pm, #220533
Truth.. 5L


DESOLATION -


TAGS: bumper cars of doom
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Sean

rerun - April 16, 2011, 9:22 pm, #216585

works either way. 5 RADs of nuclear fallout
Sean - April 16, 2011, 5:07 pm, #216572
Thank you. But now I think I shoulda stopped after the first line. Would notta been funny, but depressing. On MotiFake that's just as good. Sometimes even better.
marlygirl - April 16, 2011, 1:51 pm, #216553
5L, good stuff Sean.
NotoriousGIL - April 16, 2011, 11:11 am, #216545
High 5 for dead clowns.
ICEMAN - April 15, 2011, 9:41 pm, #216519
That's universal. 5


1966 BATMOBILE - Bitchin'.


TAGS: batmobile cars oldies batman
Rating: 3.23/5

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TheSarge - November 10, 2009, 6:55 am, #135498
Lincoln Futura concept car. I stand corrected. I can't belive I actually looked this nonsense up.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 5:18 pm, #133473
and its one of the toughest cars on the planet!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 5:17 pm, #133472
its not a pontiac it was a lincoln.
TheSarge - November 2, 2009, 2:46 pm, #133412
It's a GTO with a garbage body kit.
CANADA - July 27, 2009, 10:19 am, #100797
george barris made that car out of a lincoln and like 500lbs of bondo
Derek - July 26, 2009, 7:49 pm, #100620
It's still pretty good
Poopalicious - May 16, 2009, 1:27 pm, #80422
Some dude has one here in Billings, MT, so no, not b****in


ECONOMICAL SOLUTIONS - Every complex problem has an answer that is clear, simple and wrong.


TAGS: economy cars
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

GreyScorpion - September 4, 2010, 9:58 pm, #192338
keep it up feasibly, you've sent some real gems through lately. 5L
agdaniele - September 4, 2010, 9:51 pm, #192334
LOL! 5L


THERE WAS A TIME -


TAGS: muscle cars
Rating: 4.96/5

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CARS - You know yours suck when they steal the road, and leave the car


TAGS: ****ty cars
Rating: 3.73/5

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Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 7:55 pm, #158539
This redefines what it is to be "Awesome". Well played Dr. Rusak. Clearly a Ph. D. in Motifakery.
Derek - January 23, 2010, 9:26 pm, #154049
Heheh, illegal to move a clamped car!
CANADA - January 23, 2010, 3:56 pm, #154000
Porsche 944


FERRARY - They looks fanthastic in grey


TAGS: ferrari porsche aston cars
Rating: 2.14/5

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Kevsha - May 1, 2009, 4:02 pm, #76915
you are a dumbass, Ford was a majority share holder, they were not made by Ford. Also at the time of your posting Ford had sold off most of thier shares and now has even less to do with it than before. ford is also #1 in Quality... f*** you
know_it_all - April 20, 2009, 2:56 pm, #74252
aston martin sucks, it's made by ford
joeydog - July 30, 2008, 5:32 pm, #11911
yep, that's an Aston Martin alright, and Ferrari is spelled with an I by the way :)
Suckit - July 18, 2008, 5:44 pm, #10142
WTF did GB say? Sense makes it none.
GB - June 21, 2008, 4:17 pm, #6580
FAIL! All those who correct like pretending to teach people what car is in the picture...
Barbrady - June 21, 2008, 3:16 pm, #6574
This is a Aston Martin you nut -.-


FORWARD THINKING -


TAGS: forward thinking australia future cars
Rating: 4.39/5

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TheSanityInspector - May 22, 2012, 8:19 pm, #234997
And where's the people flitting around in jetpacks? And robots doing all the housework. The roomba's nice, but kinda primitive, yes?


Your Car? -




BANKRUPTCY -




AMERICAN MUSCLE CARS -




BIG COUCH -


TAGS: size inches cars big hammy
Rating: 4.16/5

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TheOne - April 29, 2012, 3:28 pm, #233948
Oh motifake how you've made my day yet again, Bravo.


BEWARE - Of cows with cars growing out of their faces.




EXACTLY - But at least the Special Olympics don't suck to watch AND pollute the air at the same time...and they're ACTUALLY retards.


TAGS: nascar retards special olympics motorsport cars
Rating: 1.77/5

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dan - October 29, 2008, 5:01 am, #31310
Who is in charge of letting idiots add second captions and ruin Motifakes??? I want to know. I think this one sucks anyways. But still.


ROADS - sometimes they lead home.




DINOSAURS - Thanks for getting us from A to B.




AGING - Old cars never die, they just slowly fade away...




MEANWHILE ON THE HIGHWAY -




TRADING UP - Pretty sad when the neighbor's scooter is looking like a trade up to the Hybrid you just bought.


TAGS: cars gas prices
Rating: 4/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 2:08 am, #236050
Something that honestly has gone through my mind.
MissPriss - June 9, 2012, 1:07 am, #236039
Unfortunately I drive a 98 SUV and 8 doesn't even turn the motor over :) Thanks spacedog.
spacedog - June 8, 2012, 6:05 pm, #236012
5eriously! Eight bucks to fill the tank on my motorcycle for a week. The only downside is wet weather.


PARALLEL PARKING - The vertical approach


TAGS: cars parking crash boom blue red
Rating: 3.38/5

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Bartimaeus - October 11, 2009, 5:27 pm, #125846
Maybe they are both transformers and this is the result of a night of drunken love.
Derek - October 11, 2009, 5:05 pm, #125845
It beggars the imagination. Perhaps the truck was raised up (being worked on) and the Ferrari crashed in, forcing it's way underneath?
mrbombastic - October 11, 2009, 1:44 pm, #125811
How the hell does that even happen??


WRONG -


TAGS: wrong fail h** chicks h** cars ulgy incorrect false
Rating: 2.76/5

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Agent K - July 24, 2009, 8:18 am, #99407
EVERYTHING should have h** asian girls.


WHAT IS, 'SIS, BOOM, BAAAH'? -


TAGS: carson quotation humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - September 27, 2013, 12:57 am, #250079

Thanks, Silver! I selected this graphic because all the sheep are looking out of the frame~~and looking alarmed. Then there's the sheep-feti in the poster background (giggle). Thank you!~
Silverheart - September 26, 2013, 10:25 pm, #250071
So much to like here. The funny, the Shaun the Sheep pic, the background & fonts, the colors... LG good as always!


Disney's CARS -


TAGS: disney pixar cars snow winter
Rating: 4.6/5

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MissPriss - August 5, 2014, 5:22 am, #256068
*out*...oops "put" Up here after a few beer you really don't care where you put your beer but you dam well care if you're out of beer!
MissPriss - August 4, 2014, 10:39 pm, #256042
Obviously you aren't from the prairie provinces in Canada. The only thing enjoyable about winter is that you can out your beer outside instead of taking up space in the fridge...teehee.


THE OSCARS - That magical time when the most intelligent thing on stage is a tiny golden statue...




It happens -




PRIOITIES -


TAGS: oscars awards actors
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 12:57 am, #260096
Thanks Oldsod. I've got friends and family that I keep track of by reading the news. All I found today was sports, television/movie stars, gossip. Ostrich syndrome. If we don't report it, then everything's roses. Phhhhttttt!!!!! Well done! 5L
JesusWept - February 23, 2015, 9:08 pm, #260078
...and that's why i don't feel bad when a download a movie.
MissPriss - February 23, 2015, 2:43 pm, #260066
people stupid enough to sit and watch over 3 hours of this crap that the average Joe actually paid for by going to see these movies...party on spoiled rich people!
MissPriss - February 23, 2015, 2:37 pm, #260065
5 thank you L's, someone else gets it! Actors paid to act, directors make big $, huge $ spent on outfits , massive gala event that probably costs more than the national debt, goody bags worth over $10,000 and people starving all around the world...
GaryO - February 23, 2015, 2:07 pm, #260064
PHUKKING BEAUTIFUL


PATIENCE -




COFFIN CAR - Slightly larger than a double-wide coffin. Coincidence? I think not.




DETROIT - Doesn't build junk Anymore


TAGS: cars 70s automobiles
Rating: 3.43/5

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TheSanityInspector - May 16, 2012, 11:19 pm, #234758
It was junk.
spypengen - May 16, 2012, 10:55 pm, #234757
that still looks like junk
spypengen - May 16, 2012, 10:55 pm, #234756
that still looks like junk


The Academy Awards Show -


TAGS: oscars academy awards
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2014, 1:04 pm, #253441
Exactly why (amongst other reasons) I don't watch it anymore. And have you noticed the commercials are 150 decibels less than the actual show? Annoying! Anyway,the 5L award which is the most desired award at motifake goes to . . . . Vilnius!


TRADE INS ACCEPTED -




IF IKEA MADE CARS -


TAGS: ikea cars automotive
Rating: 4.92/5

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GaryO - November 29, 2012, 11:38 am, #241040
You might be right, bigs, but that looks more like the Jaguar insignia on the grill…not the little horsy…..only been 40 yrs since I drove one, s-o-o-o
bigsouthfork - November 28, 2012, 10:21 pm, #241026
ferrari v12, looks like a 250 gt of some sort, maybe a 410 superamerica. very nice.
GaryO - November 27, 2012, 8:09 pm, #240996
Dang, a V-12…I remember driving a ‘68 E-type. Candle light yellow…kinda faded into the sun at 140 mph…cops loved me….there’s a poster here isn’t there….


FORD WINDOWS -


TAGS: cars computers
Rating: 4.89/5

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ughomer - February 16, 2013, 8:41 am, #243502
All this plus if you needed to clean the windshield (window) a "C drive cleaner" b***on is pushed after which you'd have re-atart your Ford!


FEAR OF MARRIAGE -


TAGS: men chase women dogs cars
Rating: 4.88/5

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mariand - June 10, 2012, 3:02 pm, #236126
LOL... thanks guys... I always had the impression that men are getting married mostly under the women pressure...
livegrape - June 10, 2012, 9:46 am, #236117
I know what to do with them, I just don't have enough rope...or chloroform.
caveman - June 10, 2012, 3:26 am, #236103
It's like dogs chasing cars with no knowledge of what to do when they catch them. It's like guys chasing women with no knowledge of what to do when they finally get them
Kyronic - June 10, 2012, 2:19 am, #236100
I'm actually looking forward to getting married someday. Hopefully it's not because I get a girl pregnant first...
Reality Lord - June 9, 2012, 11:10 pm, #236097

lol marian. very well done
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 9:36 pm, #236091
mariand: always hittin’ the nail on the head. 5L. But the above doesn’t describe me. 5 years and still going strong.
GaryO - June 9, 2012, 8:42 pm, #236089
WOOF!


TRAGEDY -


TAGS: sadness catastrophe disaster emotional scars
Rating: 4.74/5

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spindle - June 25, 2011, 2:11 pm, #220548
Hated Scrappy Doo.
agdaniele - August 16, 2010, 1:42 am, #189633
The donger need food! And sleep.
Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 1:40 am, #189632
No, that was the other robot. My avatar did the kicking. lol
agdaniele - August 16, 2010, 1:37 am, #189628
I'm sorry... didf your avatar robot just take a groin sh**>?
pzykosiz - August 16, 2010, 1:37 am, #189627
it wouldn't be child friendly. not that it mattered in those days
Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 1:35 am, #189626
As a matter of fact, why doesn't that shark just eat those guys?
agdaniele - August 16, 2010, 1:34 am, #189624
Do we explain jabber jaw next?
ICEMAN - August 16, 2010, 1:26 am, #189623
Ruh roh. Someone is thinking too much. ;)
pzykosiz - August 16, 2010, 1:25 am, #189622
too many dooby snacks
Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 1:23 am, #189621
I just don't understand why the other dogs spoke more clearly, and had no trouble with R's.
ICEMAN - August 16, 2010, 1:21 am, #189620
Geez Bart, it was a frakkin' cartoon dog. What do you expect? The Queen's English?
agdaniele - August 16, 2010, 1:18 am, #189619
bong resin
pzykosiz - August 16, 2010, 1:18 am, #189618
why could he talk in the first place?
Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 1:17 am, #189616
Scooby-Dee and Scooby-Dumb, that was the bumpkins name. Here's a question. How come Scooby-Doo was the only one with a speech impediment?
agdaniele - August 16, 2010, 1:11 am, #189615
i'd bang dee
Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 1:11 am, #189614
I agree with the whole Scrappy-Doo thing, but what really sucked were all those spin-offs and shorts with Scooby's cousins. like the bumpkin one..
agdaniele - August 16, 2010, 1:03 am, #189606
****. you
agdaniele - August 16, 2010, 1:02 am, #189605
kiiiiilllll yyyoyyuuuw
Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 1:01 am, #189604
You don't like Scrappy-Doo? But he has PU-PU-PU-PUPPY-POWERRRR! lol jk 5/5
agdaniele - August 16, 2010, 12:59 am, #189603
That's why you are at 9 posters and a 3.93 average while my top 10 are 5/5 and my overall 541 posters are average 3.96
TheWolf - August 14, 2010, 8:07 pm, #189520
i would have said mj


SUPERCARS - Smashing butterflies at 260 mph since the first time we put a tank engine in a car for fun


TAGS: fast cars
Rating: 4.71/5

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MENTAL SCARS - they come when you least expect it but once you get them you can not get rid of them




GENIUS -


TAGS: he is mexican right burrari cars
Rating: 4.05/5

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rerun - February 19, 2010, 12:47 pm, #159113

There is unrest in the forest
Fatt Matt - February 19, 2010, 11:15 am, #159080
Heh, now all you need is REO speedwagon blasting.
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 8:16 pm, #157736
And, I challenge anyone to find a better compliment to my matching Member's Only jacket.
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 8:11 pm, #157735
I fail to see the problem here. Minus any mention of my rope chains, of course.
Faceplant31 - February 5, 2010, 1:32 pm, #156287
EPIC WIN!!! 5 Golden Lamborkia Badges for you


MILLION DOLLAR IDEAS -


TAGS: dollar ideas cars
Rating: 3.46/5

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boeweizer - November 11, 2009, 5:24 am, #135801
ah but u can still dream and that puts a smile on my face


CINC - "Carsalesman in Chief" Come on down to Crazy Obama's where our crooked deals and our socialism are INSANE!!!


TAGS: obama gm cars funny
Rating: 2.74/5

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WTFO - November 16, 2009, 1:02 am, #136904
Bart, very delayed response but I just noticed your comments. I agree with some but go to this link http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,440561,00.html regarding health care for kids. A nice thought but the AP article shows it's not feasible in $$.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 2:08 am, #126887
I think I just totally went on a nonsensical rant. I'm half dead right now...and should probably go to bed. d*** insomnia.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 2:00 am, #126884
themselves. Once they can get driving and get real jobs, they can probably get insurance for themselves. Until then though....
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 1:59 am, #126883
provide for themselves. Personally, and this may be naivity on my part, I think universal health care should AT LEAST be offered to children under the age of sixteen. They have no control over what their parents do and no means to get insurance for
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 1:56 am, #126882
certain policies, I think far to many people fall through the cracks when it comes to things like health care. I understand where you're coming from. You don't want to pay for those who SHOULD pay for themselves, but there really are people who can't
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 1:53 am, #126879
stayed honest. It seems like, in that case, we should have let capitalism go its natural course; the smaller banks would have bought the larger ones and that would be that...I think I'm rambling. Like I said, I'm no economist. However, if defense of
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 1:50 am, #126878
I agree that socialism isn't always a good thing, but there is a time and place...I also agree that the bailout seems completely stupid. My local bank, because it didn't use any crooked tactics, is holding strong; granted, it's a lot smaller, but they
WTFO - October 15, 2009, 12:25 am, #126864
the CEO like they did with GM. The govt also shouldn't pick companies that are "too big to fail" so they can funnel our tax dollars to them. (before Bush-bashers explode, I didn't like it when Bush pushed the first TARP either). The govt is now our mother
WTFO - October 15, 2009, 12:23 am, #126863
Bart, while there are socialist type programs already in existence in the US (welfare, social security, medicare, etc.), I don't agree that it is always a good thing. The govt role is in legal oversight of capitalism, not owning corporations and firing
Bartimaeus - October 14, 2009, 2:46 am, #126704
economist. If I were, I'd probably have more money in the bank right now...
Bartimaeus - October 14, 2009, 2:45 am, #126703
the country well, like the post office. Maybe it's not a bad idea to adopt and mix different systems and their policies. America is, after all, the great melting pot. Whatever works...works. That's how I see it anyway. Perhaps I'm a bit naive; I'm no
Bartimaeus - October 14, 2009, 2:42 am, #126702
I don't know. I think that a good system should have a little bit of everything, the best of both worlds. I mean, capitalism has done a lot of good...but, without some much needed regulation, it has also done some harm. Socialism is small doses has served
WTFO - October 13, 2009, 11:58 pm, #126658
it intentionally. He is creating a nanny state full of taxpayers and taxconsumers. So I am against his policies that damage the USA and what it stands for. I don't think that is unpatriotic. v/r,
WTFO - October 13, 2009, 11:57 pm, #126657
POTUS does figure it out, I don't have confidence that he will. This is based on his obvious view of this country as an evil place. His actions show he is against free market and for big govt. Our founding fathers knew govt IS the problem so they limited
WTFO - October 13, 2009, 11:55 pm, #126656
An honest question deserves an honest answer, not a fight, Bart. I'm rooting against the President's policies that I feel will damage this country in the long term and those that stand against the Constitution. That is very patriotic. While I hope the
Bartimaeus - October 12, 2009, 5:41 pm, #126365
I'm not trying to start a fight or anything, but is it patriotic to root AGAINST the president? Honestly, shouldn't we hope that he'll figure things out?
WTFO - October 12, 2009, 5:36 pm, #126363
That thought is what keeps me up at night. But it's okay, the way things are going, his power will be rendered moot with the next Congressional election next year.
:/ - September 19, 2009, 12:10 pm, #119694
hey,give him a break,he still has three years to prove himself! :)
WTFO - June 25, 2009, 1:06 am, #89721
Thank you, Ed-Hyde.
... - June 24, 2009, 1:32 pm, #89459
CinC = Carnival in Coal
Ed-Hyde - June 24, 2009, 1:30 pm, #89458
Amen Amen and Amen


DOGS - Good friends...lousy drivers




CARS - Looks like Lightning McQueen Really doesn't like Owen Smith anymore


TAGS: cars eating owen smith *****le idiot bad actor
Rating: 2.58/5

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rerun - December 29, 2009, 7:33 pm, #148845

Joshy - you will get better with time. don't let a hater bother you
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 7:25 pm, #148843
Don't bother, Joshy.... bovee hasn't even made a poster here. We all have ones we wish were gone, believe me. Just keep plugging away... it's all about fun.
Joshy8632 - December 29, 2009, 7:23 pm, #148842
yeah i noticed that after i made it
Bovee - December 29, 2009, 6:27 pm, #148824
if you mean Owen "Wilson" you fail.


ROAD RAGE - Go ahead. Piss her off.




CARS. IT'S WILL BE OK IT'S A RENTAL -




envy -


TAGS: cars
Rating: 1.95/5

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Lies - August 4, 2009, 10:42 pm, #104724
It's pretty ugly by ugly-piece-of-**** standards, to be honest.
KRis - August 22, 2008, 12:52 pm, #16131
That's actually a pretty ugly Ferrari, by Ferrari standards.
Nero - August 4, 2008, 8:34 am, #12490
Nicely done. I'm actually demotivated!....Aw man...
God - June 23, 2008, 2:22 pm, #6755
It's a Cadillac commercial.
Vod Kaknockers - June 23, 2008, 2:21 pm, #6754
You know the car commercial, where the narrator asks: "When you turn your car on, Does it re-turn the favour?" that car is my answer...just seeing it turns me on.
Sean - May 2, 2008, 11:57 am, #2714
Nicely de-motivating. I'm depressed.


DUDE WHERES MY CAR!! - bruce banner said he'd look after it


TAGS: cars
Rating: 1.89/5

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Derek - December 9, 2009, 3:35 pm, #144174
Looks like Bond happened to it.


WHY SO SERIOUS? -




HOLD ON TO YOUR HAT -


TAGS: june calendar muscle cars
Rating: 4.79/5

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Feasibly - June 25, 2011, 9:35 am, #220528
LOL...5 giddy ups!


THE SURVIVOR -


TAGS: scars death love sad hammy
Rating: 4.68/5

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Zetmonk - May 12, 2012, 2:33 am, #234507
Really intense.
Hawamleh - May 11, 2012, 8:11 pm, #234494
Thank you !
rerun - May 11, 2012, 7:53 pm, #234493

gave me chills, excellent


PROTECTION -


TAGS: cars fender rerun scratch paint
Rating: 4.67/5

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mariand - December 9, 2011, 5:10 pm, #226486
LOL... cool buckle... I guess it's used also as a shield


OWNED - Some just try to brush over it when they are outclassed.




SALE - Hey, the sign said "Buy One, Get Half Off on the Next" Read the contract next time!




BILLY AND "THE OSCARS" - Marvelous. Absolutely marvelous!!


TAGS: billy oscars again
Rating: 3/5

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calvin5040 - November 10, 2011, 9:02 pm, #225702
*done
calvin5040 - November 10, 2011, 9:01 pm, #225701
I believe this is his 9th time. So he must be doing something right. Bob hope is the only one that has do it more the Billy.
champ99 - November 10, 2011, 8:39 pm, #225696
Ummmm, No.


THE MERCURY MAHOGANY - As Detroit Winds Down From Lack Of Suppliers


TAGS: cars
Rating: 2.54/5

More motifakes by Retrochcop

Derek - November 26, 2009, 1:14 am, #140039
A retro-hovercar!
Preacher Man - November 26, 2009, 12:50 am, #140017
This lands firmly between completely absurd and totally f***ing awesome.


CARJACKING - People, I lost the key. Could somebody jack this for me....




NUCLEAR BOMBS - We made 20,000 of these but cant mass produce electric cars?


TAGS: **** nulear bombs electric cars
Rating: 1.4/5

More motifakes by crizz

Bob - December 29, 2008, 3:41 pm, #47361
*cough* solar, wind and hydro-electric power *cough*
manicbranic - December 9, 2008, 11:54 am, #43054
Not that it really matters, but electric cars are worse for the hippie defined environment, as they get power from power stations, which do the most 'damage'. Hydrogen Fuel Cell cars tho... are quite interesting.
Drenix - September 23, 2008, 1:53 pm, #22642
I rather go for cars like those at The Flintstones... I mean, you could run out of electricity and still use the cars
Shtoink - July 10, 2008, 5:02 am, #8773
and weve made 20,000 since WW2... weve made millions of cars/trucks/and such
Uhm - July 10, 2008, 2:20 am, #8752
Wouldn't mass producing electric cars cause a catastrophic collapse in the economy? Loss of jobs, stock market crashes for oil companies...and don't forget the terrorist attacks on innocent people working in the elctro-ride places. Might be messy.


After I die... -


TAGS: cars wife die money
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 16, 2014, 12:24 pm, #252197
5Love it! And the poster too...teehee.


considering -


TAGS: vehicles cars trucks suvs japan
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 7:24 pm, #249368
Tri-itto? The motofake thingy? Other comments? You know what I'm trying to say right? Teehee.
curlyrocks - September 6, 2013, 6:31 pm, #249360
Where are the Japanese persons friends supposed to sit? Or do all Asian people hate every other Asian person?


Oblivious/Inconsiderate Drivers -




Side Seat Driving -




absence -


TAGS: hospital sleep scars
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Sho

MissPriss - August 17, 2013, 12:53 am, #248761
A 5L thank you Sho for creating what too many others really need to see.
Rick69 - August 16, 2013, 3:53 pm, #248743
If that li'l duck in the beautiful font wasn't enough to take my 5Ls, the haunting text sure was...


Camaraderie -


TAGS: cars traffic jam idiot
Rating: 4.91/5

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lgvernon - September 5, 2013, 4:09 pm, #249307

That should have been ceases.Geeeezzzzz.
lgvernon - September 5, 2013, 4:08 pm, #249306

I carried this flag today! It never ceaces to amaze me how inattentive the average driver is. They fail to see lane-merge signs going into construction that's been there for weeks, then wonder why I pretend they are invisible when they try to cut me off.


THE PAST -




Rustin Cohle played by Matthew McConaughey -


TAGS: god religion atheist hollywood oscars
Rating: 4.75/5

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AngeliaLNance - June 3, 2015, 8:25 am, #261494
I want to buy Hitler poster


Simple Truths -


TAGS: idiots cars driving skills
Rating: 4.63/5

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MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 1:44 am, #250791
Yippers...thanks for noticing teehee.
ughomer - November 2, 2013, 8:36 pm, #250789
Pwissy ~ at it Again!


HARD TO LISTEN TO -


TAGS: fine women cars
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Greeny

crankyhead - May 23, 2011, 7:56 am, #218937
beautiful
Peso - May 23, 2011, 7:45 am, #218935
A simple thought that is brutally honest. 5Ls


score -


TAGS: gas prices cars mini coopers trucks suvs planes trains and automobiles
Rating: 4.43/5

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Bolverk3778 - June 18, 2014, 2:48 am, #255350
That would depend on which Mini you are referring! The modern Mini is BMW 3 Series in a flashy frock, The original Mini Cooper was truly frugal not just in the cost of fuel but servicing also.


LOOK AT ME - Judge me by my size, do you?


TAGS: cars hummers star wars yoda
Rating: 4.33/5

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coolgurl11 - April 11, 2013, 9:07 pm, #245061
lolz u to funny bahaha


DISAPPOINTMENT -


TAGS: bumper cars crankyhead
Rating: 4.23/5

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rerun - August 29, 2010, 9:19 am, #191297

coffee thru nose hurts. this is freaking gold
Reality Lord - August 28, 2010, 6:07 pm, #191230

fargin "A" man. 5 cubby lions.
spacedog - August 28, 2010, 5:50 pm, #191227
Excellent poster cranky! 5L
5butjam - August 28, 2010, 4:53 pm, #191212
Fantastic Crank, 5 little lions on tiptoes, trying to get on the big boy rides!
agdaniele - August 28, 2010, 1:25 pm, #191153
Beautiful!


Natural Leaders -




THE FUTURE - Ain't what it used to be.


TAGS: cars automobile industry
Rating: 3.57/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 3, 2013, 12:01 pm, #242158
And nobody predicted home computers and the internet. Other predictions (ie: Space travel, robots ) have come out very different.


WHEELS OF LIFE -


TAGS: of life cars vehicles
Rating: 3.43/5

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Merlin The Grim - December 27, 2008, 11:58 pm, #47140
They forgot the last one: A hearse.


ENVY - I'm green with it


TAGS: cars keys jealous
Rating: 3.12/5

More motifakes by CANADA

Sean - July 23, 2009, 10:37 pm, #99117
Just please don't feel singled out as I got in this mood where I'm re-writing all the new (???) posters. But thanks CANADA ... and you seem familiar somehow.
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 10:34 pm, #99116
Sean FTW. No more comments needed.
CANADA - July 23, 2009, 10:33 pm, #99114
dammit sean thats way better. but im still ****ting bricks of jelousy
Sean - July 23, 2009, 10:16 pm, #99100
YUPPY SWINGERS Behold ... the most pretentious key party ever!!!
MO - July 23, 2009, 4:50 pm, #98919
d***, I didn't see....Nice
BoneCD - July 23, 2009, 2:36 pm, #98886
MO...I used that name, on the very next post, just for you bud!
MO - July 23, 2009, 12:15 pm, #98867
Bone! Ja see my new nick name for you?? Look back at my last comment on this one.....makes me gig, gig, gig.....laugh out loud!
BentCD - July 23, 2009, 11:54 am, #98864
Land Rovers, Jaguars and Mercedes Benz...Consumer Reports have labeled these as the cars with the worst maintenance records of any cars made. They fat out called them lemons!!!
MO - July 23, 2009, 11:13 am, #98850
New nick name....BentCD...I'm just, I'm just, I'm just....sayin!
CANADA - July 23, 2009, 10:33 am, #98840
u forgot to fast for comfort lol jk
BoneCD - July 23, 2009, 9:55 am, #98831
That's cause we are both classic rides...classy, classic, classless...one of those anyway
Arrogant Knight - July 23, 2009, 9:22 am, #98820
Anyone else notice the Bently logo looks kinda like BoneCD's avatar? No?
a name of no use - July 23, 2009, 2:25 am, #98587
I dunno, I'd imagine the *** would be quite awful.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 2:20 am, #98583
What the hell is wrong with land rovers? I would trade my car for one in an instant, and I love my car....no really, we're getting married next June. (If that British lady can marry a dolphin, I can marry a Pontiac)
a name of no use - July 23, 2009, 2:16 am, #98581
Land Rover keys on a formica counter top. I think they have a picture of this under ghetto fabulous in the urban dictionary
he who lols - July 23, 2009, 2:04 am, #98575
i love black jelly beans ;D
Loving Land Rovers - July 22, 2009, 7:14 pm, #98421
You're just jealous
Logic Man - July 22, 2009, 5:57 pm, #98406
Ewwwwww....there are Land Rover keys in there.....that's like the black jelly bean...BLAH!


THUMBTACK JACK -


TAGS: thumbtack jack wrestling scars
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by Cjay

MO - May 11, 2009, 5:24 pm, #79479
3rd cousin to Push pin timmy.


136 MILES PER GALLON -




Accomplishment -


TAGS: calendar carsh public safety police
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

mizzdizz - March 16, 2015, 1:54 am, #260387
LOL! and if you muck it up bad enough? Your tell will become a station house legend, told for years and years around the coffee pot! 5L yuk-yuk!


Karmic Justice -


TAGS: calendar carsh very special delivery
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

Silverheart - March 12, 2015, 7:00 am, #260357
I ordered a couple big ticket items the other day (my birthday in a few days) through Best Buy, Fed Ex delivering. Got home from work and saw small package about 12 feet from the door. They couldn't even set it down AT THE DOOR, let alone ring the bell.
concern3 - March 12, 2015, 5:19 am, #260355
nice 5er


Challenge -


TAGS: calendar carsh drinking truck work
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by theyuk

mizzdizz - March 16, 2015, 2:11 am, #260390
Hadn't seen this one yet, Yuk-yuk! I luv when Lady Luck has a sense of humor! Thanks for sharing! 5 laughing lions!


Wet Cement -


TAGS: calendar carsh accident brown pants
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by theyuk

mizzdizz - March 31, 2015, 2:32 am, #260609
Smashing, yuk-yuk, absolutely smashing! 5L


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